Author Archives: Ben

About Ben

Wisconsinite, Benjamin Earl Howen III continues to expand his creative spirit with words, paint and more. Exploring the depths of self expression, his wheels of creation are continually moving from one project to the next. It is a wonder that any of them are ever completed. Join me on Google+ or Facebook!

Nigerian Super Model Identity Thieves

I was once stalked by super models from Nigeria, wanting me to cash their paychecks for them and send them the money. Which I found ridiculous, I understand Super model are not know to reside at the top of intelligence … Continue reading →

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee!

WHEN IS THE JAR FULL? When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the two cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy … Continue reading →

Are you full of poop?

THIS WISDOM IS VALUABLE To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine… And those who don’t. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of … Continue reading →

Download for FREE – “The Richest Man In Babylon”

“Get Your Own Copy of The Richest Man In Babylon… and Watch This Timeless Classic Change Your Life as it Has Countless Others Since 1926.” The Richest Man in Babylon Is One Of The Top 5 Greatest Books of All … Continue reading →

Lousy Pirate Shirt

You rape, pillage, and plunder and all you get is this lousy t-shirt. Where is all the booty and the shiny stuff?

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